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Joke of the Day
"What did the Indian child say to his mother before he left for school? Mumbai!"
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"What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby"
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan"
"Priest: Marriage lasts until death. You're not married in heaven. Me: Why not? Wife: Then we'd be in hell."
"Stoned wife wants you to rate her joke Do you remember the type of animal that has a memory that is the opposite of an elephant's? ... I forgot"
"Why did Pluto miss the solar system party. He didn't planet right"
"I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips Send dudes"
"Why do you never see black people on cruises? They're not falling for that one again!!"
"I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States."
"Just finished the first chapter of this novel. Tons of characters with the same name and really hard to follow. Sir, that's a phone book."