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Joke of the Day
"Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail is as easy as 1-2-5"
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"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."
"Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: ""I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"""
"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"
"Look at me! I'm a morning person! Let's work out! Get worms! Drive garbage trucks! Use exclamation points!"
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller"
"What do you call it when you shit yourself during the first meal of the day? An Incontinent-al Breakfast"
"What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour."
"Dealer: You followed? Geologist: No man. Its cool. *dealer opens trenchcoat and metamorphic rocks fall out Geologist: Gneiss... Gneiss"
"Oppenheimer at the A-Bomb test saying ""Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"" only me exiting the bathroom after eating Taco Bell."