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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11."
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"Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce"
"A recent survey found. 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy"
"It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 17 other ways to get that info in seconds."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Easy, you just look for the fresh prints."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""why the long face""? The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves"
"What is jewish Pokemontrainer called? Ash"
"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""
"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single"
"Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection."