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Joke of the Day
"I farted in a room full of hipsters? They argued for two hours about who heard it first."
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"Now that I'm 40, it's time to put aside childish things and be a man lol just kidding I'm drawing pictures of raccoons flying spaceships."
"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"
"Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded."
"When I Die When I die, I want my last words to be ""I left a million dollars under the..."""
"My wife said she was hungry and told me to order food... So I got us a hooker cuz I heard great things about their seafood buffet."
"Reddit is like the dentist. No matter what you're doing, it's wrong."
"Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC"
"I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test. It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do..."
"Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi!"