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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying I hate you... but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
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"""knock knock"".. ""who's there?"" ""dave"" ""dave who?"" dave struggled to hold back the tears as he realised his grandmothers alzheimers is getting worse"
"How do you overcome tyrannical pancakes? U syrup 'em"
"What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny"
"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!"
"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."
"""I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."" ""How do you know?"" ""You're still here!"""
"What do you call a pig with three eyes ? Piiig"
"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late. Uploaded with Internet Explorer ."