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Joke of the Day

"[texting in 1918] *pigeon delivers message* *msg reads: I don't love you* *turns to u* why would u send this? ""it was 6 days ago. I was mad"""

"What's the difference between purple and pink? Your grip!"

"How much does a hipster weigh? ....An instagram."

"My girlfriend gave me a bj in the dark... So she never seen me coming."

"Why did the mushroom have so many friends? He was a fungi."

"Every Facebook post: *Girl posts lyrics* Elderly woman comments ""Hi lucy. you're so grown up. We miss you. Tell your mom ill call Wednesday"""

"First Cannibal: ""Have you seen the dentist?"" Second Cannibal: ""Yes he filled my teeth at dinner time."""

"Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration? To make A TP"

"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"

"My Ex-Wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"