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Joke of the Day

"Waiter there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir and I'm sure there is an A C and all the other letters too !"

"I feel like a crushed Coke can on the sidewalk. Soda pressed."

"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"

"I used to be a senile UPS worker Shit I messed up the delivery"

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit. One fly cuts a fart. The other one says, ""Hey! I'm eatin' here!"""

"A man goes to join the navy Instructor- Do you know how to swim? Man-wait...they don't provide ships?"

"Why do women make such great plumbers? They like to bring up shit from the past."

"You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean"

"That sunken Nazi submarine they just found is a lot like my girlfriend Dead and full of seamen"

"Going to open a used car dealership & employ only super cute girls who will cry until you buy something"