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Joke of the Day

"I was verbally abused as a child. The bigger verbs at school would kick my ass. ""Stop conjugating yourself!"" they'd say mockingly."

"Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon"

"Walking into WalMart with my kids, ""Remember, kids - use your Target voices."""

"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger! This is a guy I knows fav all time joke and I told him I would put it on here after telling him the jokes I read on here."

"I was talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours. We just clicked."

"God said, ""Thou shall not kill"" And then he wiped out the entire human race with a global flood just because people didn't take it seriously"

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"

"Instagram is down. Please call me so I can describe my lunch to you."

"Long ago, my mentor told me to look into self improvement. He used to mumble a bit, though. Now I don't have the discipline to actually build one, but I know everything about constructing shelves."