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Joke of the Day

"*Bee lands on flower covered in another flower's pollen* FLOWER: What's that? BEE: I can explain F: I don't want to hear your lies, Ian"

"A Chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? A Chicken Sedan"

"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."

"According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, when parents relax, children must increase the amount of disorder in the universe to compensate."

"How do you organize wet books? With the mildewy decimal system!"

"just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy"

"If I had 9 lives I'd stick my butthole in your face too."

"I used to steal identities... You people are so boring I ended up returning them."

"Who wants gold? amuse me first...hahaha"

"Ocean's 45: The group gets bigger each heist It's too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail"