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Joke of the Day

"My grandpa used to say that dating was like doing laundry. Never mix the whites with the colors."

"What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Antelopes"

"Reddit is really a green community Consisting all the recycled content on here."

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."

"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."

"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"

"there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting"

"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"

"If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime... ...would anybody care?"

"I hate moving house... It means I have to go around telling all the neighbours I'm on the sex offenders register again. I'm not, but it sure keeps their kids out of the yard."