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Joke of the Day

"Broke bakers need dough."

"How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same? They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15."

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)!"

"TIL never give up your seat for a lady, That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Why is divorce so expensive? Who cares?? It's worth it!"

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear."

"Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years."

"Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?"