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Joke of the Day

" Metric dollar."

"Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT, I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON !"

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars."

"Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was? Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD"

"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"

"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning."

"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20... Is it only worth $12?"

"Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !"

"I'm only leaving the house today so my selfies will have new backgrounds."

"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""