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Joke of the Day

"What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common? They're both only three fifths of a person"

"Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare? The tumor ended up being B9."

"And the moral of Little Red Riding Hood is,,, Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human..."

"So You Think You're The One Guy Who Can Wear A Fedora Without Looking Like A Douche"

"My mind and my body are starting to strongly disagree about how old I am."

"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."

"Perspective is everything. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the live lobsters in the ship's galley."

"What does a time traveler do when he's hungry? He goes back 4 seconds."

"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."