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Joke of the Day

"How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers."

"Why is there no windows 9? Obviously 789 I would be surprised if you said something else."

"What do you call 5 black people having sex.. ...a threesome."

"What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"

"When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why."

"I drank way too much yesterday and took the fattest girl home. I ended up hammered and waisted."

"As a man in his 70s I still manage to have sex with my wife almost every day... Almost Monday, almost Tuesday...."

"How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone."

"I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked."

"I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores."