192005
Joke of the Day
"My body is a temple But only because it hates Palestine. *Anthony Jeselnik*"
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"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care."
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"I grow herbs in my bed. Bed thyme."
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"Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun & tired of their shade."