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Joke of the Day

"You don't put your dick in crazy because you'll probably get hurt... You don't put your dick in stupid because you'll probably get hertz"

"Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class. Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay!"

"What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants"

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."

"You're fat Don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too"

"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."

"What did the right breast say to the left breast in the mirror? You look like a right tit in that."

"Do lady beavers call their vaginas a ""me""? No. Because they're ladies."

"Why would you want to be part of the problem when you can be the entire problem?"

"[blind date] HER: lmao! You seriously wore pajamas on a first date? ME: hey!! You're not blind!!"