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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sober. But I'm prettier drunk."

"Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head."

"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."

"Did you say that you need to go see a psychiatrist? That's crazy!"

"Plot twist: name your pets after passwords."

"People always look at me weird when I argue with my food, but what can I say? I cook a mean steak."

"Your iTunes is working just fine. Would you like to update it?"

"I put the short word in the slightly longer word."

"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"

"What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up? Well, it looks like its back to jerking off."