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Joke of the Day
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. and thinks ""Some asshole has my pen""."
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"Just signed up to study abroad I heard she has absolute cans."
"Relationship or hallucination... Either way, I'm seeing someone"
"How do you make a Jewish girl scream twice? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the bedspread."
"A nerd found out about the iPhone 6S Plus. He then said, ""6s+ what? Finish the equation!"""
"What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? Send."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT"
"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"
"Wonders why women spend so much on sunglasses? Wouldn't it be cheaper to tint the kitchen windows?"