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Joke of the Day
"My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him."
Next Joke
"Real Estate Agent: Do you want to look at the model homes? Me: I'm flattered you think I'm a model but I'll just look at the regular homes"
"Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text."
"Ever been to a Canadian mosh pit? ""Oh sorry eh! Oh! Sorry! Sorry, eh? Sorry? So sorry! Oh! Oh no.... Sorry, eh?"""
"Why can't you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion"
"I'm sorry I burned down your house, but the Mythbusters told me not to try it at home and you should really lock your doors when you go out."
"(Quick one-liner joke:) Why are pretty women like pianos? Because when they're not upright, they're grand!"
"What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves? Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks."
"ISLAM is religion of peace?? a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"
"What do you find hanging from cherry trees? Your arms have gotten sore."