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Joke of the Day

"I was just hit on by a 13 year old, I blame you MTV. Girls should be sugar & spice and everything NICE! Not orange and pregnant."

"Coal is like anal sex... The ones calling it clean aren't taking it up the ass."

"What is E.T. short for? So he can fit on a spaceship."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? ""Hold onto your nuts boy, this ain't no ordinary blow job!"""

"One for the school kids this morning. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'"

"They say 1in every 3 people cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend."

"A minister was asked by a politician ""Name something the government can do to help the church."" The minister replied ""Quit making one dollar bills."""

"Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses."

"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."