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Joke of the Day

"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"

"What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric? ""Take us to your liter."""

"How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"I accidentally knocked over my daughters giant Lego building she made. It's ok though, I blamed it on radical Muslims like a good American."

"If stray cats are free, why is Chinese food so expensive?"

"Johnny got back from drug rehab... ...and they asked did he managed to quit taking drugs. He said: ""Well, on one hand a I did, but on the other one I didn't."""

"Did you know scientists just announced diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"

"What does gay rooster say? Sev-sev-seveeeeen."

"What was the first profession to go all digital? Proctology."

"Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade."