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Joke of the Day

"Southern cop to Yankee speeder, whom he has just pulled over: ""Little lady, nobody goes through Georgia that fast."" Speeder: ""Sherman did."""

"Social media is nice because now we can all experience profound solitude and isolation together."

"I work as a product designer for a condom company. This annoying frog keeps advising me on my designs. ""Rib it! Rib it!"""

"""LOL what if our packaging was totally easy to tear open...unless you had a cut finger?"" --Band-Aid makers, seriously, f those guys"

"Why did the girls in *Requiem for a Dream* go ass to ass? They were just trying to make ends meet."

"When I was growing up, we were so poor that... Soap-on-a-rope was considered to be jewelry in our house."

"hunter s. thompson was cool, but there were also tribes that were gatherer s. thompson"

"A miner is selling raw ore... He's approached by a blacksmith who says, ""I'll take it."" The miner questions, ""Which one?"" Blacksmith replies,"" Either ore."" BADUMTISSSS"

"what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck"

"Bill Clinton rapes a woman... Hillary Clinton then says to him... ""Bill did you rape another woman?"" Get it? Bill Clinton rapes women...."