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Joke of the Day

"Never assume anything but the position."

"i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it"

"What do you call a Reddit cockblock? [removed]"

"Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company? I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story."

"I hate it when people don't behave the way I thought they would when I rehearsed the conversation in my head."

"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck."

"I did two tours in Afghanistan and one in Iraq Thank you for the applause! Not enough people appreciate sex tourists."

"Fun Fact: The term HIV is actually Roman for High Five Pass it on...then again maybe not."

"What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)"

"TIL Lebanese people are from the fugawi tribe. When they walked out of the airport they said we're the fugawi."