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Joke of the Day
"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary isues."""
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"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He has loco motives."
"How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?... You take the letter F out of way."
"The doctor told my wife her cervix is still really hard last night. How would the doctor know that without sticking her whole hand......omg"
"What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!"
"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."
"How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs."
"What is the only thing on earth that goes ""ha ha"" on a Monday? A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday."
"Q: What is rhubarb? A: Celery with high blood pressure."
"I kidnapped this girl last night... And she yelled ""Please, I don't want to die a virgin!"". If that isn't consent, I don't know what is."