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Joke of the Day

"Scientists announce porpoises are second to man in intelligence levels. So that pushes women down to third place. Sorry"

"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Not sure but I ran over the fucker in my Toyota Yaris."

"Self-defecating humor..... ...are just shitty jokes about yourself."

"I was going to tell a joke in chemistry class today but I couldn't think of one. All the good chemistry jokes argon."

"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"

"Well, I just had this Epiphany, but I'm a little worried ... I think she might be underage."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway."

"The Model Her Garb was just pure Garbage, and she had a silly old Bag: she drank so much that we all went Dutch.-and of course she lost her Rag."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."