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Joke of the Day
"I fell sick today when I wore crocs... I am Lacoste intolerant."
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"Packing Do gays really have a lot of s**t to pack before moving?"
"""Update your Adobe or you'll be sleeping with the fishes"" - Flash mob"
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Irrelephant."
"I got a boner at a funeral today.... Mourning wood."
"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."
"i NEVER VOTED FOR A PRESiDENT BECUZ iF iM GUNNA WASTE MY GAS THEN iT BETTER BE ON SOMETHiNG iMPORTANT LiKE DRiViNG TO CHiCK-FiL-A"
"The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app"
"[family hears me pull in driveway] wife: please don't wrestling announcer: sorry ma'am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK"