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Joke of the Day

"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."

"A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her follows you behind."

"Donald Trump."

"How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!"

"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."

"My British friend asked me, ""Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?"" I told him, ""Dude, we literally drive on the right side."""

"AT THE DOOR Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? [Click here for the punchline](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1yya5x/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/)"

"If I ever describe anything you tell me as ""crazy,"" it's really not, I just want out of your conversation prison."

"Did you hear about the blind rabbi after the briss? He got the sack..."