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Joke of the Day
"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."
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"""I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me"" I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool."
"[DIY] How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower Buy the bitch a shovel"
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
"Jimmy how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more mom. It's empty."
"Friday Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe."
"""Why aren't you wearing a coat?""""Coats are for pussies.""My mother asks too many questions."
"Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.' Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'"
"A Jewish girl.. ..asks her father, ""Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"" he says, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"Making a good baby joke is easy But the delivery is a bitch."