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Joke of the Day
"I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet... so if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately."
Next Joke
"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"
"Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I've eaten 107 push-up pops."
"Turns out Olympian Bruce Jenner Was just running from his penis."
"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."
"I'm here for whatever you need me to do from the couch."
"What do you call 'a woman's understanding'? Misunderstanding"
"What do you call a tight butthole? a noose"
"Do you know why there's no casinos in Africa? Because there's too many CHEETAHS!"
"I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career."