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Joke of the Day

"It must have been awesome in a world without saggy tits back before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity."

"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"

"Why did the Polak cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."

"Start reading to your kids as early as possible. I start around 2:30 a.m."

"[creation] GOD: Alright guys, please read the sex manuals I've provided RABBIT: Oh hell yeah STUD HORSE: Ah nice PRAYING MANTIS: What the f"

"Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press"

"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"

"What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? Fauxty faux"

"You're the she to my nanigans."