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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves"
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"When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!"
"Just a typical interview ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't really think that's a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he's a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard!"
"Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out."
"Bill Cosby was charged with sexual assault I guess the proof was in the pudding"
"If quizzes are quizzical.... What are tests?"
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get's jalapeno business!"
"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"