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Joke of the Day
"Dear Jesus- please let all my texts go to the correct person- Amen"
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"ISIS pickup line Girl are you a suicide vest? Cos I'd like to be inside you"
"My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it... she said ... ""IT DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL"""
"My son was thrown out of school today.... for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said ""son, that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you"""
"The only thing I've learned from scary movies is to avoid pale children"
"A gay man walked up behind me at the bar He asked to push in my stool"
"Did you hear about the bear that fell into water and disappeared? He was polar."
"I'm gonna have a secret lair that consists of toilets and sinks. It'll be called ""John Sinclair's john and sink lair"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other did you?"
"What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud."