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"The annual Procrastination meeting Has been postponed..."
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"A robber broke into a perfume store... He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent."
"This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics."
"What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ? A Headphone"
"What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't."
"What is a Nazi baker's secret ingredient? White Flour!"
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"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?   A mute, crippled insomniac"
"Instead of the death penalty they should make prisoners nice and comfortable and then tell them that the remote control is across the room."
"Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness? Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell."