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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch? You pay him for the pizza."
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"What do you call the hash marks on your headboard? Your tally skeet."
"That certain unfocusing of the ear that allows you to understand what Donald Duck is saying is also what allows you to understand poetry"
"I hugged someone else's mom at a park once and now mine won't pick me up bc I smell like other mom now"
"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""
"Where do African cannibals get their food from? Blackpeoplemeat.com"
"Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, but now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing."
"As ice water runs down my face I conclude, ""Boy, you sure like to eat bread!"" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing."
"My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids. He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !"