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Joke of the Day

"I told this cashier she kinda looked like Lorde, and as I was walking out, heard the lady behind me assure her she did not look like Jesus."

"What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout"

"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing"

"What do you call a parent an a transsexual A transparent"

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"ELI101: How do people not get binary?"

"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"

"You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!"

"What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course."