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Joke of the Day

"Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie"

"I had an idea for a plane with no wings but it never really took off."

"Q. What's pink and fluffy? A. Pink fluff. Q. What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding its breath Q. What's green and fluffy? A. Moss."

"What was an elephant doing on the freeway? About 5 miles per hour."

"Why is this wet? Just one of the fun games you get to play as a parent."

"LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don't worry! Just call the NSA, they'll have have all your information backed up"

"A rope walks into a bar And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter."

"What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"That was actually pretty funny. But, I don't like you. Therefore, I will not laugh."

"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"