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Joke of the Day
"Orange is the new black Is what a Trump says after fucking a Kardashian."
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"I'm jealous of how many friends the people on Intervention have."
"Sadly, the lifeguard couldn't save the hippie from drowning He was too far out"
"They found a hole in the wall at the local prison The police are looking into it"
"I accidenty said Hi to a feminist the other day... My court case starts tomorrow"
"Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!"
"What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure"
"Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark? The octopus because it is well armed."
"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"
"DOCTOR: Im sorry, I can't see you right now ME: [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol that is so awesome"