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Joke of the Day
"My wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better"
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"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"
"Ever read a book or see a film that touches you so deeply it changes your whole worldview? I just took a shit like that."
"Your mom is so huge... That she has an entire Pokedex devoted to her storage."
"When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you."
"Before you say you ""value my opinion,"" just know if a genie granted me 3 wishes, one of them would be to star in Sister Act 3."
"A study showed that more women have vibrators than husbands. Just to play it safe, I'm teaching my penis to vibrate."
"Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!"
"Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says ""Hashtag 301."" Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender looks at it and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""