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Joke of the Day
"Amazon Prime is seriously way better than Netflix. I love it almost as much as my Zune."
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"Do cucumbers make anyone else burp? Or am I shoving mine up to far?"
"""Hey Siri, what's your favorite 'Friends' quote?"" ""I'm very bendy"""
"I tried to copy a philosophical pun but I kant"
"[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?"
"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's not so bad. The other half end in death!"
"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh a bit more."
"My grandfather had a stroke this week.. He saw a picture of my grandmother when she was younger and couldn't help himself."
"Once a neutron went in a mall After all the shopping and stuff, he went to the billing counter and asked bill please The guy there said no charge for you"
"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."