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Joke of the Day

"Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish."

"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to do it before it gets cool, and one to talk about how much better the old one used to be."

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years."

"BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you."

"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb shit."

"Why Americans are so bad in geography? They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, because they are efficient and humorless."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Tied up on the back of a donkey."