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"What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside? A coconut!"

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"""A gripping tale of love and survival..."" is how one reviewer described me tumbling down the stairs while trying to retrieve a stray M&M."
"What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden? Patti O'Furniture"
"55 in a 25 and let's just say I wasn't referring to my driving."
"My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube."
"The happiest person I know is a lubricant salesperson... I guess you could say they don't have a lot of friction in their life."
"I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed... ...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk."
"When I see something funny on the internet, I don't usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual."
"When are the hiest's coming out? THEY ARE NOT!"
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