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Joke of the Day

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You dont know, *coz you weren't there, man!*"

"I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee"

"My friend started jogging so he'd live longer. He got hit by a bus and died the next day."

"Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground? No depth perception."

"Frank says to Bob: ""I saw some Grees down by the river. We should go insult them."" Bob replies: ""Frank, you know I'd never diss a Gree with you."""

"A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure"

"Yo momma jokes are old, common and used by everyone. Just like yo momma."

"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."

"Tell me your local jokes! Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow? Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!"

"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."