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Joke of the Day

"The woman who will be on the $10 bill has been announced and it's. . . Caitlyn Jenner-Hamilton"

"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."

"Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: A kangaroo stuck in a tree."

"a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!"

"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"

"Guys, P Diddy now wants to be referred to as ""Skiddle Biddle Bo Bee Bop."""

"911: What's your emergency? ""I put the Ford in affordable housing."" 911: Are you flirting? ""No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"""

"What animal is faster than a cheetah? A cow dropped out of a helicopter."

"I think my roommate might be gay his dick tastes like shit!"