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Joke of the Day

"Your mom's so old, she's probably going to die soon."

"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."

"Just found a yogurt recipe online and the first ingredient was yogurt. That's not a recipe"

"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.."

"Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone"

"I woke up suddenly terrified I'm late for work... I opened my eyes and chilled - I'm at work."

"My grandparents worked hard to make sure their kids had everything and I'm working hard and not having kids to make sure I keep everything."

"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."

"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."

"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."