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Joke of the Day

"If we both go for the last slice of apple pie at the same time, I will bury my fork in your throat."

"So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty"

"What do you call a good looking Spanish/Jewish guy? Flacowitz"

"[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD"

"My brain knows that there's a guy doing work on my roof today, but my nervous system keeps acting like the house is under attack."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."

"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."

"What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."