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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?!!!"

"What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles."

"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."

"why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers!!!"

"I love the snow. Some of my best friends are flakes."

"What do you call a fox with one leg? Terry :D"

"Here's the one way to avoid clickbait (screw the other OP!). [Click here for the truth!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2tjg13/heres_the_one_way_to_avoid_clickbait_screw_the/)"

"Following in David Bowies footprints.... Well, David Bowie the gender bender is no longer alive on this earth - OK Caitlyn, it's your turn!"

"[looking at ceiling of Sistine Chapel] mmm its a little busy."

"Sometimes I feel driving over Beliebers, but then I'm like, ""what is wrong with me??"" because I just got my car washed."