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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?!!!"
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"Trying out that new pickup line on a girl for the first time; whether it works or not, you'll wind up feeling a twat. *EYYYYYY*"
"Little Steve runs to his mom ""Mommy mommy, other boys at school are calling me gay all the time"" Mom: ""Why don't you try calling them names too?"" Steve: ""I can't, they're so beautiful"""
"Which One Comes First I just Ordered A Chicken and an Egg off the internet, to see which one comes first........ I'll keep you posted."
"My mom's favorite part of Mother's Day is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"When you get to Customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, ""Thumb War"" is not the answer they were looking for."
"Me: did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing? GF: really? Me: yeah George Foreman: that's interesting"
"A recent study of blue-collar workers showed that what they love best about their jobs is their days off."
"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."
"What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag? Finding shoes to go with it."