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Joke of the Day

"Still haven't found the manly way to walk across ice."

"Punchline Challenge: ""And by the way, you've got a lovely home!"" What's the setup ?"

"This is why I drink. - Me, doing anything sober."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."

"Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber."

"My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort."

"I was skeptical Apple was using child labor until my iPod arrived and engraved on it was, ""Help! So hungry! Send Lunchables!"""

"Why did the zombie cross the road? To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)"

"If you're looking for good jokes go to r/shitredditsays. The stuff they get angry about is pretty damn funny."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"