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Joke of the Day
"Why does heaven have such great wifi? Because of all the cloud space."
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"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."
"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak."
"Me: What kind of stupid phone you got there? Him: Windows phone Me: Oh [takes it and lobs it out the window] Yes it is"
"Why did Simba's dad die? He couldn't Mufasa"
"You call it an unfinished window, I call it a draft."
"No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby."
"why does the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
"Chemistry joke thread? I'll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know. You weren't there..."