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Joke of the Day
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia"
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"What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror? ""I can see my shelf"""
"What did the horse say when it fell down? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"
"Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls I guess I'm not a very good roll model"
"supermarketes become so much more terrifying if you find a product with the word instant' and replaec it with sudden'"
"What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer"
"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"
"Marriage is like a trip to the museum... You have to be really quiet and you can't touch anything."
"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked."
"What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if i know."