190214

Joke of the Day

"New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed"

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"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"
"Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in."
"What do you call a white asian who loves cola? Cokeasian."
"*Sniffs* ""Spring in the air!"" ""Why should I?"" *ba dum tss*"
"Human Beings get rich as they grow old Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidneys; . And a never ending supply of Gas!"
"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."
"What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube? The more you twist them the harder they get."