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Joke of the Day
"My dad said ""Do your chemistry homework, okay?"" Potassium"
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"What does a gay man and a rhubarb have in common? It's not right to call them a fruit."
"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."
"Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space? Because he is dead."
"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"
"I wish I grew up during the Great Depression That way every Sunday was soup or bowl Sunday"
"TIFU by subscribing to the wrong subreddit Whoops, Wrong sub!"
"A Muslim Woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said... ""That's Haram, bae."""
"What do old people often do? Die"
"I saw someone litter a picture of Kim Kardashian. What a waist!"